Everyone is all of a flutter at the arrival of our dazzling new reception tag-team – Sophie Hayes and Roz Arratoon – who are wowing all with their jolly chatter and smile dial turned to eleven!
Yes, it’s a party every day here and the mild hysteria has everyone hanging around waiting to see what they will do next – they’ve already tried seating members on the Christmas tree but thankfully no baubles were damaged. Whoever the genius was who recruited them deserves a medal. We could sell tickets for this.